Six Best Parties on South Beach This Weekend

Daniel wants you to come out and start an LA Riot this weekend.

Congratulations, you've made it through one more hellish week of commute, lunch breaks, anxiety, and that stupid bitch who sits next to you. You deserve a prize for putting up with that place.

What's the prize? All the alcohol your hard-earned money can buy. And hopefully, some dirty-dirty, either with someone you care about or someone you don't even know yet!

It's South Beach, motherfuckers! This is how we roll!

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Erick Morillo. Friday, February 1. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. The party starts at 11 p.m. and tickets cost $30 to $100 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-479-4426 or visit storymiami.com. Talk about a fucking legend ... Erick Morillo has been rocking people who like to move it, move it for almost two decades. But the good thing about DJs: they don't do anything but refine with age. Come check out his seasoned skills in the new spot.



Designer Drugs. Friday, February 1. Bamboo, 550 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. The party starts at 11 p.m. and tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-695-4771 or visit bamboomiamibeach.com. A lot of designer drugs going around make you feel all lovey-dovey, but this particular brand will make you get hyphy and smash something. Fucking grindcore electro punk death rattle is what this should be called. Get sweaty with the Sex Cult.