Super Bowl: Six Shittiest Musical Commercials

We Know Crying Cat Girl, But Who is That Jamaican?
Alright ... So you used to be a reggae legend. And you're doing Partridge Family songs with a bunch of washed-up YouTube stars. No, they're not washed up, because they were never really famous. But you, Mr. Jimmy Cliff? You were somebody. Now you're just that Jamaican guy in the weird, viral cash-in Volkswagen commercial. This is more the kind of thing we expect from Snoop Lion.



Stevie Wonder Didn't Know What He Was Doing, Right?
It's only weird if it doesn't work. Or if no one on Planet Earth even gets what the fuck the point is. Stevie Wonder is some kind of witch doctor? He casts voodoo spells? Except he's actually a cheat and full of shit? What? None of this makes any sense at all. And how it has anything to do with beer, we're still not sure. They just wanted to play "Superstitious," which we get, because it's a great song. But seriously, this is the worst, most confusing dumb-ass commercial we've ever seen. Good thing Mr. Wonder won't ever have to.