Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do in Miami This Weekend Under $10
Peachfuzz. With DJ Erock and resident DJ DZA. Friday, February 15. The Garret at Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami.
Every city has its Friday-night standard. Y'know, the party guaranteed, week after week, to be balls to the fuckin' walls. Everyone is faded and horny. Peachfuzz is not just Your Girl's Favorite Party (although, don't get me wrong, baby girl get fucked up). It is also a weekly occasion adored by a variety of demographics that have two things in common: Youth and the desire to party like a rockstar, get white-boy wasted, and end up naked on The Internet.
For Your Pleasure: Art Walk Edition. With the Cost, Manny Mangos, Las Tias, and DJs Tet de Vac and Sgt. Pepperspray. Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami. Jams are kicked out at 9 p.m. Free!
What is this weekly get-down at Wynwood waterin' hole Gramps really about? 'Cause The Internet makes it seem like a party of sorts. But if you ask us, the whole thing kinda reminds us of those handjob stores that front like they're "massage parlors." Which, really, should just be more motivation to attend this free party (not sure how much the happy endings cost).