Ultra 2013: Top Ten (Almost) Naked Raver Bros

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Gay, straight, bi, or simply rolling face, if you're a man with abs like Jesus and just enough fabric to cover your genitals, there's nothing wrong with sporting a little male camel in Miami this weekend.

It's Ultra Music Festival, baby! And the Gym, Tan, Molly fraternal order of male ravers are loud, proud, and hanging 'round in their Diesel underpants, Umbro soccer shorts, and furry boots.

Here are the top ten (almost) naked raver bros at Ultra 2013.

See also:
-Ten Raver Tips on How to Dress for Ultra 2013
-Ultra 2013: Yeasayer Insulted the Ravers While Matt & Kim Charmed Them
-Ultra Music Festival 2013, Weekend One, Day Two: The 91-Photo Slideshow
-Top Ten at Ultra 2013, Day Two: Deadmau5, Molly, and Nobody F#$%ed a Tree
-The Six Bad Bitches You Meet at Ultra Music Festival
-Ultra in Pics: The 15 Photo Highlights, From Marijuana Boobs to Human Bananas


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Ho! Ho! Ho!
Y'all have heard of Santa Claus, right? This is his raving doppelgänger, Santa Cock.

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The Village People called; they need the headdress back, papo.

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Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

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Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: Music

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