Ultra 2013: Top Six WTF Moments from Weekend One

Photo by George Martinez

Even Muppets agree: "Miami rolls hard."

It began Friday afternoon, just as the happy-hour crowd realized that something was different about its typical Metrorail commute. En route to downtown Miami, kandi kids in furry boots, nipple pasties, and CamelBak packs had overtaken the train.

Ultra Music Festival was officially underway, but the sideshow had only just begun.

From whale humping to an empty Metromover, these were the top six WTF moments from weekend one of Ultra 2013.

See also:
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Photo by Victor Gonzalez

Prince Charles, James Bond, and Mr. Bean Walk Into a Rave...
And their t-shirts ask: "Is this Real?"

Depending on how fucked up you are, it's hard to tell. On one hand, these three Englishmen may actually know one another. On the other, it could just be three EDM superfans in fairly convincing cardboard cutout masks.

Photo by Victor Gonzalez

Whale Humping
Forget the fact that this poor whale is out of water and stuck in a sea of sweaty bros and raging 'round downtown Miami. It's also being fucked in its flukes.

Save the whales, ravers.