Ultra 2013: Top Six WTF Moments from Weekend One

Photo by George Martinez
Even Muppets agree: "Miami rolls hard."
It began Friday afternoon, just as the happy-hour crowd realized that something was different about its typical Metrorail commute. En route to downtown Miami, kandi kids in furry boots, nipple pasties, and CamelBak packs had overtaken the train.

Ultra Music Festival was officially underway, but the sideshow had only just begun.

From whale humping to an empty Metromover, these were the top six WTF moments from weekend one of Ultra 2013.

See also:
-Ultra 2013: Top Ten (Almost) Naked Raver Bros
-Ultra Music Festival 2013, Weekend One, Day Three: The 76-Photo Slideshow
-The Six Bad Bitches You Meet at Ultra Music Festival
-75 St. Paddy's Day Leprechauns at Ultra 2013
-Top 13 Hardcore Ravers at Ultra 2013 in Animated GIF!

Photo by Victor Gonzalez
Prince Charles, James Bond, and Mr. Bean Walk Into a Rave...
And their t-shirts ask: "Is this Real?"

Depending on how fucked up you are, it's hard to tell. On one hand, these three Englishmen may actually know one another. On the other, it could just be three EDM superfans in fairly convincing cardboard cutout masks.

Photo by Victor Gonzalez
Whale Humping
Forget the fact that this poor whale is out of water and stuck in a sea of sweaty bros and raging 'round downtown Miami. It's also being fucked in its flukes.

Save the whales, ravers.

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Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: General

Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: Music

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