Ultra 2013: Ten Hours Trapped at the Trapped Stage With Flosstradamus, Baauer, UZ

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Something really weird happened.

We were walking into Ultra Music Festival, and just as we came around a corner, we saw a giant boombox blasting 808s and emitting smoke. We got closer to see what was up. Turns out, it was the UMF Radio stage, but it was overrun with hip-hop electro fusion.

When we tried to leave a few minutes later, we saw the sign on the stage and knew we were doomed. For the next ten hours or so, we were Trapped.

This is the chronicle of our descent into madness.

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02:14 p.m.
We just realized escape is impossible. We're praying for to the gods to have Lamborghini Mercy on our soul. Also, why was everyone calling it the "Trap Tent" all weekend? There is no fucking shade here whatsoever.

02:45 p.m.
Let's just take a moment to reflect on the irony that Carnage is making his UMF debut at the stage dedicated to a genre he just claimed a week ago was dead.

03:35 p.m.
A wild FRAT approaches. He appears to be vibing, perhaps even leaning. Maybe that's just the influence of TNGHT.

03:39 p.m.
It's been more than an hour in the trap. Green Lantern is stirring things up with some reggae vibes. Soon he will make room for his "brother Craze." So far, we have learned that "getting money" is vital to anyone in the trap. We don't have very much money right now. We might have to start sticking bros and raiding their hoods.

04:05 p.m.
Craze hits the stage after an epic intro. We will never understand why this man doesn't play to straight thousands of people at a venue like this. Surely, he'll wake up the hot masses.

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Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: General

Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: Music


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