Chris Bosh, Wife, LeBron, D-Wade Celebrating South Beach B-Day; Lil Wayne Not Invited
Actually, the six-foot, 11-inch NBA superstar (born March 24, 1984) turned 29 last week.
"Had a Mariachi Band for my Birthday," the self-professed "coolest dude alive" tweeted.
But he's a pro baller. And their b-day bashes last a minimum of 11 days.
So this Wednesday (
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The guest list for this SoBe "black tie optional" get-together includes you, Chris Bosh wife, LeBron, D-Wade, and every other member of the Heat organization.
But Lil Wayne... Not invited.
(You will recall Weezy's pre-sizzurp-induced seizure comments, "Fuck LeBron! Fuck She-Wade!... And, and, and, I fucked Chris Bosh wife!" for which he "don't apologize.")
No official word, though, on whether Bosh's mariachi band will be rocking sombreros (and Pepe Billete's Lil Lame dis song) in the VIP.
Chris Bosh Birthday Affair. With DJ Irie. Wednesday, April 3. Bamboo, 550 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. The party starts at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $20 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-695-4771, or visit bamboomiamibeach.com.
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