Six Tips for Doing Drugs at Music Festivals and Not Getting Screwed by the Police
Timothy Norris This dude is actually drug-free. But he still knows his rights.
Hate to say it, but some of you at Coachella will be approached by police officers assuming you have drugs. Well, you just may, but guess what? You still have rights, man.
Cameron Bowman is here to help! As a music festival lover and attorney at San Jose firm Valencia, Ippolito & Bowman, he's a legal expert on this kind of thing. Bowman, AKA the Festival Lawyer, talks about the best ways to protect yourself if you're approached by the fuzz at the fest.
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1. Your medical marijuana card doesn't mean shit.
Sure, your "glaucoma" (or even your case ofhemorrhoids) has earned you the right to legally purchase marijuana at any number of pot shops in L.A., but that does not mean you can legally bring it into the festival. Coachella makes it very clear on its website that wacky tobacky purchased with a medical card is as illegal as stuff purchased on the black market.
"People need to realize," says Bowman, "that a medical marijuana card is a recommendation from a doctor that you're allowed to use marijuana to treat an ongoing physical or mental condition. It's not the same as a prescription, and under federal law it's still illegal." Because Coachella is a private event, it also means the organizers can set any rules they like about what is and is not allowed inside.
This scenario becomes even less legal when those with a medical marijuana card purchase weed with the intent to share it with friends or sell it to strangers. (Both of these acts are considered "distribution" and are felony offenses.) "There are real limits on what you can do," Bowman says. "If you are transporting or possessing marijuana for purposes of sale, not only is it illegal, but it's what called a non-alternative felony, which means that a judge can't reduce it to a misdemeanor, you're not eligible for drug diversion programs, and it's basically a felony on your record for the rest of your life."
Long story short, marijuana and other controlled substances are definitely not allowed inside the festival, although some of you will sneak them in anyway in your sweaty pants. Just remember...