Ten Best 4/20 Parties in Miami
|Photo by Ian Witlen|
|Meet Blowfly and a bunch of big fat hos for 4/20.|
We have all survived to see another 4/20, the highest, holiest, and happiest of weed holidays. The crop has been harvested. It is lush and green and good. Now if only there were someplace to celebrate with a nice, ceremonial, musical smoke out ...
Here are the ten best 4/20 parties in Miami.
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Uncle Luke and Problem Kids. With DJ Ethics. Friday, April 19, 10 p.m., The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami; 305-576-9577; thestagemiami.com. Cover costs $10. Ages 21 and up. Puff, pop that coochie, and pass with booty bass legend, First Amendment hero, and staunch proponent of legal weed Luther "Uncle Luke" Campbell. From the gospel according to Luke: "I am not a weed head ... [But] Miami is already a gateway for drug smuggling ... Let's go get that money."
The Roll Up: A Pre-420 Celebration. With Animal Krackerz, Phantasman Skinny Hendrix, and others. Friday, April 19, 8 p.m., Lala's, 12325 NE Sixth Ave., Miami. Cover costs $5 to $10. Ages 18 and up. Since you're gonna be way, way, way too busy laughing at your hands on 4/20 to do any precision finger-work, meet Animal Krackerz and friends at this 4/19 prep sesh. Their only instructions: "Bring your dutches, grinders, and lick your lips."