EDM: How to Succeed in Five Easy Steps!

Cut Off Dead Weight
You're going to meet a lot of people on your journey to the top, but some of these people will only hold you back. Once you become "more famous" than someone, they're not your friend. Look, you're busy now being a superstar, you don't have to worry about paying your dues and thanking the little people. Porter Robinson doesn't. And neither should you!

Get a Leather Jacket
This may seem superficial, but it's the one thing all superstar DJs have in common. You might not actually be a DJ unless you have your sweet leather jacket. This will also allow the groupies to tell that you're in fact the superstar they've been dreaming of. But by no means should you ever love them hoes.

Now, mess up your hair, take a look in the mirror and kiss yourself. You've done it!

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Christ on a bike.........do you as a writer know anything about the scene?

Tiesto, Armin Van Buuren, Jon Digweed, Danny Tenaglia, Fatboy Slim, Carl Cox...the REAL guys on top of it all...are all in their 30's, 40's and 50s.

Who the fuck hires people like you to write for this publication?  Have you ever taken a journalism course in your life?

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