Six Best Strip Club Parties for Memorial Day Weekend 2013 in Miami
Via facebook.com/G5iveMiami This is what Memorial Day looks like at G5ive Gentleman's Club.
Each and every year, we here at Crossfade spend Memorial Day honoring those brave men and women who've sacrifices their lives in service and defense of these United States of America.
Then the sun goes down. The bricks of dolla dolla bills come out. And we hit up our favorite titty bars (namely King of Diamonds and G5ive Gentleman's Club) with our homies French Montana, Juelz Santana, Young Jeezy, Ice Billion Berg, Ace Hood, and Floyd "Money" Mayweather for some premium liquors, big-booty lapdances, and other forms of full-nudity patriotism.
Juelz Santana. With DJs Amazing and Lucky C. Friday, May 24, 9 p.m., G5ive Gentleman's Club, 337 NW 170th St., Miami; 305-917-4548; G5ive.com. Cover costs $30 and up. Ages 21 and up. A nasty strip club habit can ruin a relationship. But Love & Hip-Hop stars Juelz Santana and Kimbella's advice for saving the romance: Buy your lady a lap dance! Oh, wait -- that didn't work, work, work.
French Montana. Friday, May 24, 10 p.m., King of Diamonds, 17800 NE Fifth Ave., North Miami Beach; 305-999-9500; twitter.com/KOD_Miami. Ages 21 and up. Talkin' 'bout work, work, work ... French Montana's got deep knowledge on the subject of hustlin'. And his advice for aspiring exotic dancers: "Don't stop, pop that, don't stop, pop that, pop that, pop that."