Tootsie's Girls and a Sexy 88-Year-Old Buzzard Talk Streaking at Brew at the Zoo

Photo by Laurie Charles

Scoping out the crowd for the next spot to score some beer were former military guys Chris Romero and Eric Novo, and a lady friend. The two dudes met while on deployment in Guantánamo Bay between 2010 and 2011.

"He would pee at the foot of my bed," said Romero as he pointed and laughed at his friend Novo who was wearing a black t-shirt, holding an empty beer cup, and looking away in embarrassment.

"I would yell, 'No Novo!' like a dog," said Romero, the ex-solider.

Defending himself, Novo responded, "I have no idea how it happened. I just remember having fun before."

Apparently, though, no amount of pee could destroy this bromance.


A few minutes later, we ran into white-haired, octogenarian badass Bob Beck. He was wearing a dark navy t-shirt emblazoned with "S.O.B.," an acronym (in this case) for "Sexy Old Buzzard."

"This is his fourth time coming here," said the woman who accompanied Beck.

"I used to ride a motorcycle," Beck told us with an ear-to-ear grin. "Now I ride around on a three-wheeled scooter."

Once a rider, always a rider, Bob.

Location Info


Zoo Miami

12400 SW 152nd St., Miami, FL

Category: General

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