Top Five Miami Heat Haters Who Can Suck It

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Yo, bro! The Heat won!

We are them big two-timers, and you know our boys are going to keep their strong up and come back for another title in 2014. How could it be any other way?

But would you believe it? There are still a bunch of haters out there. No doubt, they're hiding their heads away today, choosing instead to bury them in some shame sandbox rather than indulge in the sunshine-y blaze of our glory.

But here in Miami, we are loud and proud, and you can't get away without getting heckled, just a little bit. So we puttin' the Heat haters on blast.

See also:
-Seven Reasons the San Antonio Spurs Suck, According to Miami Heat Fans

Lil Wayne
He be all, "I ain't got no worries," but he didn't seem so mellow when he went off on the whole damn team after a courtside scuffle. Remember when Wayne was all "Fuck Lebron, fuck She-Wade, and I fucked Chris Bosh's wife?" Man, what a go-dumb baby. We may be drunker than hell down here, but we don't forget a transgression, and now Drake can't even get into the locker room to celebrate. Lawlz.

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josh33174
josh33174

down w lil wayne he's a poser skater wannabe punk and down w everyone that hates miami

Chris Rosie
Chris Rosie

You should do 5 reasons why Miami sucks! Be hard to choose 5 reasons as they are so so many.

Carlos Cnotez Rodriguez
Carlos Cnotez Rodriguez

u forgot to mention all the bum ass pll who stay hating on the comment section when u post some heat related shit... smfh

Carl Snyder
Carl Snyder

another loser, poster child for abortion...

smallnutz
smallnutz

Did a KINDERGARTNER WRITE THIS? Sure, said kid would be CHILL AS FUCK but damn this is terrible.

smallnutz
smallnutz

Did a KINDERGARTNER WRITE THIS? Sure, said kid would be CHILL AS FUCK but damn this is terrible.

Alex LaPorta
Alex LaPorta

There's a reason everyone hates the heat, and it's cause of the fans.

Prophit1942
Prophit1942

I just wanted to note how classy the team was once they won. The players showed true sportsmanship to the other team. Unlike the fiasco we had with the Bulls  

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