Miley Cyrus Twerking on South Beach With Calvin Harris and Y100's Mackapalooza 2013

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Via twitter.com/MileyCyrus

Remember when Miley Cyrus was just a lil' buck-toothed, aw-shucks, Southern-fried Disney princess?

Well, erase that shit from your mind. 'Cause Hannah Montana has been dead since 2011. And Ms. Cyrus has grown up into a twerking, penis cake-loving, side boob-flashing, porn star-smooching, 20-year-old Glamazon from some not-so-distant NC17-rated future.

Just look at the vid for Miley's new single, "We Won't Stop." There's gold grills, "twerk" spelled out in Spaghetti-Os, and lots of shameless ass-flexin' ... She's basically become Rihanna's whitebread bad girl twin.

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So if you're a twerking, penis cake-loving, side boob-flashing, porn star-smooching Miamian, we've got some supertitillating news ...

This Friday, Ms. Cyrus will be putting in a "special guest appearance" at Y100's daytime minifest, Mackapalooza 2013, alongside headliner, superstar DJ, and RiRi collaborator Calvin Harris.

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Via twitter.com/MileyCyrus

Now, there's currently no indication exactly what a "special guest appearance" from Miley might entail. But if "We Can't Stop" is a fairly accurate depiction of a typical afternoon with this self-described "dime, best top of the line, cute face with a BIG behind," then we call expect ...

"Shaking it like we at a strip club ... And everyone in line in the bathroom/Trying to get a line in the bathroom/We all so turnt up here/Getting turnt up, yeah, yeah."

Or maybe just a 30-second celebrity twerk session to some pre-recorded pop-hop.

Either way, as Y100 points out, "it's FREEE!!!!"

Y100's Mackapalooza. With Miley Cyrus and Calvin Harris. Friday, June 28. Clevelander Hotel, 1020 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach. The party starts at 11 a.m. and ends at 6 p.m. Admission is free. Visit y100.com.

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Aditza 'Dizzy' Reyes
Aditza 'Dizzy' Reyes

This is The New Times you're talking about ... wanna read about the war, etc. pick up the Wall Street Journal ...

chipahoy
chipahoy

Nasty. wonder what her dad thinks? sad, because from what i know he is a pretty good guy and a good day.....

Cynosure Andrew-Lozano
Cynosure Andrew-Lozano

Firstly, i dont understand what 'twerking' is nor do I care...I am only writing this due to the fact that I utterly loathe the hypocrisy of the media for granting such plateau's to talentless, conformist structured 'pop stars' that are seemingly 'celebritized' for no reason at all. Holding the positions you do Miami New Times, why dont you advocate journalistic approaches to the things that really matter? THE PEOPLE. Have you given us updates on the on-going wars in Iraq? How about the Nationwide renovation of Japan after March 2011 Tsunami? As long as you people 'idolize' and report such insipid, trivial matters, the world will remain in constant turmoil...

Ellen Blackburn Bass
Ellen Blackburn Bass

Sounds like a Rihanna song and trying to look like PINK...there is only one PINK...

Sabrina Gomez-CastaƱeda
Sabrina Gomez-CastaƱeda

This little girl needs to slow down. The world is a scary place for girls who think they can do what they want whenever they want.

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