Seven Reasons the San Antonio Spurs Suck, According to Miami Heat Fans

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Forget the Miami Heat cheerleaders -- these girls have got it going on.

Alright, so the Miami may have lost to the San Antonio last night. But there's still no denying that LeBron, D-Wade, Bosh, Birdman, Miller, and all the über-talented ballers that make up el Heat are better than Parker, Duncan, Ginóbili, and the rest of those goofs from the Spurs.

And if there's one thing we can be pretty sure about is that our boys won't let us down. Tomorrow night's game will either make it or break it for the team, but the Heat have one major advantage over the Spurs ... The 305.

Even when the Heat are doing their basketball thing (or not, however you wanna look at it) in the Lone Star State, they still lure thousands of diehard fans to the American Airlines Arena for the Miami Heat Road Rally.

We got the Heat's back. And here are seven reasons why the Spurs suck, according to the ride-or-die 305 fans.

See also:
-Miami Heat: Six Types of Ride-or-Die 305 Fans

"They From The 305"
Princess, Muncho/Poncho, and Ari Williams were in all Heat everything from head to toe. They were just making their way into the AAA.

"They look like Heat cheerleaders," said one of the girls in reference to the two in skirts.

"Why are the Heat better than the Spurs?"

"They from the 305," said Princess.

'Nuff said.

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13 comments
supermariog84
supermariog84

Haha did this story really say they look like cheerleaders. Please 305 you are looking dumber then you already are. I'm just saying quit sounding dumb. Clearly there has to be better rats in Miami then this trashy picture

snkmazda
snkmazda

Wow , these people are just clueless. Miami has a better bench ? Not even close ! If the Heat fans would stay till the end of a game I'd give them more credit but they can't even do that !

Elsa Jimenez
Elsa Jimenez

The way I see it with all the bad shit that happens in this city we at least have a team worthy of making it to the Finals.

Elsa Jimenez
Elsa Jimenez

third would rats? lmao dont blame us for having a little fun

Crs Diaz
Crs Diaz

This story just makes me laugh.

Charles Solano
Charles Solano

Oh god, nothing like hearing stupid answers from bandwagon jumping fans that don't know dick about basketball.

Mitt Romney's Fake Teeth
Mitt Romney's Fake Teeth

^ They pretty much do that themselves when they disperse onto the street banging pots and pans together like a bunch of third would rats

Housman
Housman

This could be re-posted in a San Antonio paper as "Seven Reasons Heat Fans Are Clueless"

Tanalia Santa
Tanalia Santa

They don't suck. They are an amazing team. I'm a die hard heat fan but there really is no need to insult another team or person because its not your favorite. That's just plain ignorance!

Ricky Autonym
Ricky Autonym

Some really brilliant answers. The Heat have some of the dumbest fans in professional sports

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