Seven Reasons the San Antonio Spurs Suck, According to Miami Heat Fans
Photo by Laurie Charles Forget the Miami Heat cheerleaders -- these girls have got it going on.
Alright, so the Miami may have lost to the San Antonio last night. But there's still no denying that LeBron, D-Wade, Bosh, Birdman, Miller, and all the über-talented ballers that make up el Heat are better than Parker, Duncan, Ginóbili, and the rest of those goofs from the Spurs.
And if there's one thing we can be pretty sure about is that our boys won't let us down. Tomorrow night's game will either make it or break it for the team, but the Heat have one major advantage over the Spurs ... The 305.
Even when the Heat are doing their basketball thing (or not, however you wanna look at it) in the Lone Star State, they still lure thousands of diehard fans to the American Airlines Arena for the Miami Heat Road Rally.
We got the Heat's back. And here are seven reasons why the Spurs suck, according to the ride-or-die 305 fans.
"They From The 305"
Princess, Muncho/Poncho, and Ari Williams were in all Heat everything from head to toe. They were just making their way into the AAA.
"They look like Heat cheerleaders," said one of the girls in reference to the two in skirts.
"Why are the Heat better than the Spurs?"
"They from the 305," said Princess.