Ten Best American Flag Bikinis From Fourth of July 2013 on South Beach

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Oh, America the beautiful.

After 237 years of freedom and fireworks, you still shine on, a beacon of hope for all the world to see. And we, your beautiful people, continue to raise our glasses and our flag-manicured fingers to the sky every Fourth of July.

Being a United States citizen comes with certain unalienable rights. Like life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Oh, and the freedom to turn our nation's flag into something with which to cover your expensive, fake tits.

We all look down on burning a flag, and you shouldn't step on it. But wearing it as a bikini is strongly encouraged.

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Party rule no. 27: Know who you're dealing with. This girl can only be handled by the most alpha males at the party. Do you see her ripped abs? Do you see her crazy-bitch stare? This girl is all "America, fuck yeah," and she looks like she could eat you whole.

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Damn, this girl is looking a little insane as well, but what's a party without a couple of hot, crazy chicks? America would be nothing without our playful (yet probably spiteful) females. This girl is all charm and lace on the outside, bitch-I'll-slap-you on the inside. Kind of like our foreign policy.

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Hyde Beach at the SLS Hotel

1701 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

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SLS Hotel South Beach

1701 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

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Nikki Beach Miami

1 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL

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Yeah, Bill Brock, we were doing a thing called "joking."

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