Ten Best American Flag Bikinis From Fourth of July 2013 on South Beach

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Ah yes, here we go, some girl-next-door types. Did you know that the 13 stars on their breasts represent the original 13 colonies? Hey, why are you doing looking at their breasts anyway? Their eyes are up here, douchebag.

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Um, should someone tell her that she has the stars and stripes mixed up? Shouldn't it be like, the stripes going all the way down and the stars only on the left boobie? Ah, fuck it, who paid attention in high school social studies anyway?

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Hyde Beach at the SLS Hotel

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Yeah, Bill Brock, we were doing a thing called "joking."

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