Pitbull and Flo Rida Make Shocking Discovery: "White Girl Got Some Ass!"

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Almost 200 years ago, famed naturalist Charles Darwin boarded the HMS Beagle, an exploratory vessel captained by pioneering meteorologist Robert FitzRoy, for an epic voyage to the wildly exotic, nearly untouched, species-rich Galápagos Islands.

There, Darwin and FitzRoy would explore the landscape and catalog the biosphere and become renowned men of science.

But today, ol' Chuck and Bob's triumph has been trumped. Because native Miami ass-splorers Flo Rida and Pitbull just made a shocking discovery ...

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It was just another sexy, sunny day on the waters of South Beach. When, suddenly...

Off in the distance, Flo Rida spots an uncharacteristically big, fat Caucasian gluteus maximus. And like the Christopher Columbus of butts, he marvels: "Damn, that white girl got some ass!"

Obviously, Flo "can't believe it." And he "wanna see it!"

So he and his homie Pitbull hurriedly hump after that rarest (and palest) of asses in a speedboat loaded with other sexy cryptozoological curiosities. You know, like a goth mermaid and stuff.


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11 comments
Hermann Wiehls
Hermann Wiehls

Didn't Ice Tea (the rapper, not the drink) "discover" that when he met his wife Coco?

Rachel DeLoach
Rachel DeLoach

seems like just a discount ripoff of diplo's "butter's theme" video

Mercy Suarez
Mercy Suarez

WHY aren't their 15 minutes up yet?? Talentless hacks...

Johnny Sterlin
Johnny Sterlin

Wow I hope no one pays attention to this cacophony ....

Georgina De Armas
Georgina De Armas

just heard this song yesterday. it has to be one of the worst songs i have ever heard. freakin horrible!

Kzm Ufc
Kzm Ufc

Like stomachs to food...they turned the song to SHIT.

Richard Advocat
Richard Advocat

what a great musical collaboration to represent the Sunshine State! /s

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