Five Best Parties on South Beach This Week

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Like Rebecca & Fiona... We all just wanna party.

Perhaps your ambitions as a party person are no loftier than gettin' crunk with all those club mofos in the SoBe VIP. Or maybe you just wanna do the "Banana Pop" with a couple of so-called Hungarian PornoStars.

Of course, though, you could always be in the midst a soulful clubber's quest, chasing spiritual enlightenment and personal improvement via the enjoyment of alcoholic beverages, transcendent uhntz-uhntz, and other expensive intoxicants.

Whatever your bag, here are the five best parties on South Beach this week.

See also:
-Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
-Miami New Times' Concert Calendar

Craze's House. Presented by Super Fridays. Friday, July 12, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. The DJ's job ain't easy. But it's simple. As pro Miami party starter and three-time DMC World Champion deckman Craze explains: "When I go into Mansion, I'm just thinking: How the hell do I get these club motherfuckers crunker? How do I get this shit poppin' poppin'?"

See also:
-DJ Craze Calls New Mansion Residency: "A Challenge, I Would Never Get Kicked Off"


Location Info

Venue

Map

Story Nightclub

136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Mansion

1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

LIV

4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Treehouse

323 23rd St., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

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SapphireVelvet
SapphireVelvet

The date that Crazibiza is performing is incorrect.  The correct date is August 17th.  Thanks for the tease New Times :(

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