Five Best Parties on South Beach This Week
Like Rebecca & Fiona... We all just wanna party.
Perhaps your ambitions as a party person are no loftier than gettin' crunk with all those club mofos in the SoBe VIP. Or maybe you just wanna do the "Banana Pop" with a couple of so-called Hungarian PornoStars.
Of course, though, you could always be in the midst a soulful clubber's quest, chasing spiritual enlightenment and personal improvement via the enjoyment of alcoholic beverages, transcendent uhntz-uhntz, and other expensive intoxicants.
Whatever your bag, here are the five best parties on South Beach this week.
Craze's House. Presented by Super Fridays. Friday, July 12, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. The DJ's job ain't easy. But it's simple. As pro Miami party starter and three-time DMC World Champion deckman Craze explains: "When I go into Mansion, I'm just thinking: How the hell do I get these club motherfuckers crunker? How do I get this shit poppin' poppin'?"