Five Reasons Will.i.am Is the Most Embarrassing Pop Star of Our Generation
Will.i.am is one of the world's most popular musicians, which is very strange considering he's also one of the worst pop stars on the planet.
What do we mean by "worst?" Well, he continually proves himself to be an untalented, unintelligible hack. His lyric writing abilities -- as showcased on chart-topping Black Eyed Peas records -- are elementary at best. He's the kind of person who thinks slogans are a language and hashtags are a way of life.
Not totally convinced? Let us show you the worst of the worst moment in will.i.am history. Warning: You might die of laughter.
5. He's Incredibly Over-Dramatic
What. Is. This? Will.i.am thinks remixing the three-second Entertainment Tonight theme song is as big of a deal as remixing the Star Wars anthem. ZOMG, he is so nervous to rework this "classic." And why wouldn't he be? He adds a freaking pop beat to six notes. This is certainly what we would call an "historic" moment.
In his own words: "ET is all new; fresh; remixed; washed off; bubble bath; fresh getting ready to go - wha wha!" BTW, this is one of about seven different clips documenting this absurd fucking moment in time.
4. He's Not Very Talented IRL
This pep rally is the funniest thing we've ever seen. What the hell is he saying? He knows the future, but he doesn't know the words to his own song. How high is he during this whole presentation? Do you hear how awful this singing is? What is he staring at? Where is his brain?! But don't worry, they were able to fix everything up in post...