Miami's Ten Best Labor Day 2013 Parties
Moguai. Sunday, September 1, 11 p.m., Wall at the W Hotel, 2201 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-938-3131; wallmiami.com. Tickets cost $50 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Fist-pumping is like operating a forklift. Too dangerous to be done under the influence. And you also shouldn't try it without some instruction from an experienced hand. So if you're new to the uhntz-uhntz, don't miss this training sesh with master beat crafter Moguai. He will show you how to go bro without injuring yourself or anybody else.
Martin Solveig. With Dave Sol. Sunday, September 1, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Every hard-hustling DJ needs some stress relief. And for French jock Martin Solveig, it's apparently racquet sports. "I play once a week, every week, wherever I am," he's admitted to USA Today. "I even have my two tennis rackets with me. I just need a partner and a tennis court." Guess that's why he never takes off the goofy headband.