Miami's Ten Best Labor Day 2013 Parties
Knife Party. Sunday, September 1, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. The number-one rule of Knife Party-ing -- safety first. Hence, this electro-house duo's collection of glittery protective masks. Because you never know when you might mishandle a Ginsu blade while trying to beatmatch by the light of a strobe.
French Montana. With DJs Epps, Griot, and E Feezy. Sunday, September 1, 11 p.m., Bamboo, 550 Washington., Miami Beach; 305-695-4771; bamboomiamibeach.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. The harsh truth of the capitalist system is everybody's selling themselves. To put it in the words of French Montana, if you want that "hundred large," you better "Work, work, work, work, work, work/What you twerkin' with/Throw it, bust it open."
Happy Labor Day!