Ten Worst Raver Cliches
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Unless you're Lady Casa and there is some spiritual reason you're wearing a bangin' homemade Indian headdress, you're just being an offensive culture-appropriating dickhead. If you're a girl, you're either an Indian or a kitty cat. What about aliens? We want to see more alien antenna at raves. Or like, Dr. Seuss hats. Bring that shit back. Tinfoil hats. Fish bowls. Anything but kitties and Indians. We're just looking for variety.
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Tank Bro is the Ken Doll to Tutu Chick's Barbie. It's like, when did our grungy rave scene become the fucking high-school nightmare that we'd hoped to avoid by growing up? You are literally all the same person. You've got some brightly colored block-letter tank on, it probably says "Weed & Molly & Pussy & My Parent's Money," showing off your well-toned arms, and you've got a girl or another bro on your shoulders. Are we Bill Murray? Is this Groundhog Day? Dude, bro, stahhhp.
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