E11even Miami Nightclub Opening at Former Goldrush Strip Club
"What is 11?"
It seems (based on the official trailer) that this new nightspot will be the kinda place where the DJ decks are gonna be made of lady slaves in dog collars and the VIP floor's gonna be littered with topless party girls rocking headphones ... But is E11even Miami going to be a strip club?
Billed in the trailer as "a unique nightlife experience" (and, umm, confusingly described as "exactly what you think it is"), the club's promo campaign is pushing a whole Cirque-du-Soleil-gone-S&M-gone-EDM vibe.
There are lithe females in blindfolds and leather shorts dominating bound business men. And acrobatic babes who can't reach their martinis while dangling from aerial rings. And sexy blondes in thongs, garters, and fishnet body stockings, just writhing on the furniture.
According to the club's website, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube, as well as a back-cover ad in this week's edition of Miami New Times, E11even will be "opening in January 2014." But there aren't too many other concrete details about exactly "What is 11?"
If, though, you already wanna be part of this "unique nightlife experience," go "get on the list" (i.e. sign up for the newsletter) or start rehearsing for the "casting call" (i.e. job fair):
multilingual managers • sous chefs with culinary skills • contortionists
female only drummers, percussion and club beats preferred
beautiful entertainers • runway models • acrobats
tall handsome doormen with a sense of humor • waitresses
sommeliers knowledgeable in the ways of the force
social media mavens that enjoy taking selfies
anyone with exceptional social skills who enjoys the nightlife
and daylife as much as we do.
Sooo ... Maybe not "exactly what you think it is."