Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week
Looks like things might get a little Intense with Armin Van Burren at Story.
Well, would you look at that? It's already Hump Day.
That means that in a few short days we'll be shredding our papers, cutting our phone lines, and getting blasted for the weekend.
In the meantime, here are the six best bashes to crash on SoBe oozing with booze, celebrities, and beautiful party people.
See also: Miami's Best Christmas 2013 Parties
August Alsina. With DJs Stevie J and Iron Lyon. Thursday, December 19, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "It's 2 o'clock and [we're] faded, this kush feeling amazing." We may be "way too drunk to be talking like this," but with all these bottles and models peeking out from every corner of Story, "man, [we] luv this [Miami] shit."
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Tony Rohr. With Hardline. Thursday, December 19, 11 p.m., Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach; 305-614-4478; treehousemiami.com. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Not to be confused with the Indiana Pizza Hut manager who was fired for closing on Thanksgiving Day, this Tony Rohr stirs up controversy every time he brings his fist-pumping uhntz-uhntz to the dance floor.