Miami's Best Christmas 2013 Parties

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'Twas the night before Sith-Mas ...

Our empty nug pouches have been hung from the chimney with care. Our palm trees are tinseled up like sexier, skinnier white pines. And our glowstick menorahs are ablaze.

That's right -- it's holiday season in the MIA. And we, the party people, aren't about to celebrate with family, fruitcake, and a gallon of eggnog. We're going clubbing with a clique of festive potheads, some sexy Santa bros, a near-shtetl of single Jews, a bunch of drunk reindeer, and merrymaking Star Wars villains.

Here are Miami's best Christmas and holiday 2013 parties.

See also: Miami's New Year's Eve 2014 Party Guide

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Curren$y says: "It's a Green Christmas. Smoke those trees. Don't decorate 'em."

Curren$y's Green Christmas. With DJs Smokey Bear, Willie Biggz, and KD. Hosted by 99 Jamz' Butta P and Terror Squad's Carlito. Thursday, December 19, 8 p.m., Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 and up plus fees viat ticketfly.com. Ages 18 and up. If you've never celebrated the holidays by kickin' it with New Orleans weed rapper Curren$y, rest assured that homie's dreamin' of a Green Christmas, with every big, fat spliff he rolls. The treetops will be burnin'. And everybody will be takin' a bake break. To giggle at that superstoned, cherry-cheeked fat guy passed out in the Grand Central parking lot.

Location Info

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Churchill's Pub

5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Grand Central

697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Space

34 NE 11th St., Miami, FL

Category: Music

LIV

4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

The Vagabond - CLOSED

30 NE 14th St., Miami, FL

Category: Music

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