NYE-Gone-Wild Stories From Miami
Photo by Laurie Charles This wild Kitty and his friend end every year with a bang. Pun intended.
Oh, New Year's Eve ...
A time for reminiscing about the victories and failures of the past year, celebrating the fresh arrival of a new one, and, if you're anything like the party animals at the Vagabond, getting piss drunk.
It was the last Friday of 2013 and the downtown club was throwing a Sith-Mas holiday bash. As Darth Vader, Princess Leia, and Chewbacca made their arrival, Star Wars freaks shared some New Year's Eve memories. Or lack thereof.
Here are four NYE-gone-wild stories as told by Miami's Siths, Jedis, and fierce Kitties.
Photo by Laurie Charles Looks like we've got a streaker on our hands.
Streaking Under the Moonlight
"That's a really tough question, you know?" Dirt said as he tried to recall his craziest New Year's Eve moment.
"It was two years ago," he suddenly blurted. "I blacked out and don't remember any of this, but I saw it all on video."
That must've been rough.
"Yeah," he laughed. "I was at my house with my roommates and I started telling them, 'My clothes hurts,' and I started taking it off. Next thing I know, I went running around the block completely naked.
"And then I complained that I was hungry, so my roommates handed me a dog bone. I took a bite out of it and asked what it was. They told me, but I ate it anyway.
"All I remember is that I woke up the next morning with a huge headache."
At least his roommates didn't put him on blast. But if they'd have, we're pretty sure Dirt would've become a Youtube sensation.
Photo by Laurie Charles These guys know how to party.
"I don't remember shit!" fessed Jasmine Rivera who was sitting at the bar with her friends.
"Last year, we went to LIV. It was crazy, but I was wasted. All I remember is that I had a good time."
Sounds like our kind of New Year's Eve party.