Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week
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Nothing stops us from partying in the Magic City, not even a little chilly weather.
All we have to do is slip on our faux fur coats and knee-high stiletto boots, and we're ready for a night of hardcore uhntz-uhntz and smooth Jameson to keep us warm.
Here are the six best parties going down on South Beach this week.
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Holy Ship!!! Pre-Party. With Zedd, Destructo, and Oliver. Wednesday, January 8, 10 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $40-$50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Holy Ship!!! We can hardly wait to fist-pump our asses off aboard the floating three-day uhntz-uhntz bash, so we're gonna get our party juices flowing with Zedd, Destructo, and Oliver at the ship's official pre-party.
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Chippendales. Thursday, January 9, 9-10:30 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $49.75-$79.75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Ladies, you don't have to travel all the way to Sin City for some Chippendales action ... The "male revue" is coming to the Magic City and they're bringing their perfectly chiseled bods and bow ties to Mansion throughout the month of January. Guess all your Magic Mike fantasies are really coming true.