Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week
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When Julia Tuttle and Henry Flagler set about creating Miami, they wanted one thing and one thing only: for the 305 to be the best fucking party city in the South.
They envisioned a place where DJs from all across the globe would pack the streets of South Beach and blast unhtz-uhntz till bodies were drenched in sweat and ear drums exploded.
Alright, that may not be exactly what Mrs. Tuttle and Mr. Flagler had in mind. But that's how it turned out. So go party it up at the six best SoBe parties this week. And let's hope that we're making our founders proud.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Chippendales. Thursday, January 16, 9-10:30 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $49.75-$79.75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Sure, Miami may be a strip-club paradise for men. But when it comes to adult entertainment for women, the Magic City ain't so magical. So you can only imagine how much our lady parts tingled with excitement when we discovered that Sin City's Chippendales dancers would be coming to shake their junk every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at Mansion throughout the month of January. Looks like all of our Magic Mike fantasies are coming true after all.
Chuckie. With Dave Sol. Friday, January 17, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Hailing from the former Dutch colony of Suriname, Chuckie is quickly becoming an EDM superstar. He's the mastermind behind the successful Dirty Dutch parties. He's produced remixes for David Guetta and Bob Sinclar. He's even performed for the the Netherlands' royal family. Guess that's why they call him the King of Dirty Dutch.