Holy Ship!!! 2014 Superlatives: Drunkest Raver, Most Ratchet Dancer, and More!

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Enough about the music and enough about the giant ship -- everyone wants the good stuff!

Like, who was the most wasted asshole on the boat? Who delivered the most snooze-worthy DJ set? And who was the most ratchet dancer of Holy Ship!!! 2014?

While the rest of the blogosphere waxes poetic about the same things over and over, we're giving you the news that's LOL-worthy. Because, let's face it, PLUR is only for when we're rolling and Ship Fam is a lie.

Here is the best, worst, and weirdest of Holy Ship!!!

See also: Holy Ship!!! 2014 in Animated GIF!!!

Photo by Kat Bein

Best Set
When we first stumbled across the MSC Divina's Orange Room, we were completely mesmerized. It was about 4 a.m. and we'd been wandering the halls of the boat for hours, refusing to sleep despite the quickly approaching first night of private island partying. Soon, we were seized by intense delirium. So, in that moment, the vacant space of the Orange Room, with its empty glowing stage and an overwhelmingly loud pre-recorded soundtrack, was the most hysterical thing we'd ever seen. It was even better that one lonely dude was passed out on the comfy love seat. The most entertaining moment of the whole adventure.

Photo by Kat Bein

Oldest Shippers
The Buntings are Ship Fam royalty. They've been Holy Ship staples since the maiden voyage in 2012, and they don't plan on missing an embarkation anytime soon. For years, they've practically run the Holy Ship fan Facebook group. And this year, they organized an unofficial pre-party that was just as hyped, if not more, than the official bash at Story on South Beach. So big ups to Stephanie and Robert Bunting! Where would the rest of us Shippers be without their wisdom?

See also: Holy Ship!!! 2014's Ten Craziest Raver Costumes

Location Info


Port of Miami

1015 N. America Way, Miami, FL

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Luis Luis
Luis Luis

Lmao! Can't wait to experience it next year!

Bruno Fawkes
Bruno Fawkes

DON'T COME TO BRAZIL IN THE WORLD CUP! This is a country full of robbers, the police can't work properly because the justice doesn't keep the criminals in jail for a long time! Killers have the freedom granted in 3 or 4 years and go out killing again! The education is poor and we have a health system that we can't count on it! Lots of people that need medical assistance become dead in the end, because of lack of doctors and equipment! We dont need a World Cup! We need a better country to live, with no corruption! And you dont need to risk your lives coming here and being robbed or killed! Please, take the advise and dont come to the World Cup! #FifaGoHome #NãoVaiTerCopa

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