Motorhead's MotorBoat, a Heavy Metal Cruise Chugging From Miami to Key West and Cozumel
Photo by Robert John
Snap on that studded leather thong, metalhead.
'Cause the legendary Lemmy Kilmister and the "loudest band in the world" wanna cruise with you.
That's right ... Mr. Kilmister and bandmates Phil "Wizzö" Campbell & Mikkey Dee are joining the ranks of Kid Rock, Kiss, and all the world's ravers by launching Motörhead's MotörBoat, a heavy metal cruise, chugging from Port Miami to Key West and Cozumel, Mexico, this fall.
"Rrrrrrnnnnggghhh," Lemmy says, making a oceanic engine sound in celebration. "Hell yeah!"
Now ... What exactly might life aboard Motörhead's MotörBoat be like?
Will Lemmy wear a captain's hat? Will the all-you-can-eat buffets be nothing but booze? Will the jacuzzi be clothing optional?
So far, the only thing that's really been confimed is it's happening.
"Something is emerging from the mist," the heavy metal cruisin' crew confirms. "Motörhead's MotörBoat sailing dates, ship info, and presale details are drawing near!"
A whole whack of wild 'n' loud rock bands will also be added to the metalheads-at-sea party plan.
Meanwhile, Lemmy is already superstoked.
Motörhead's MotörBoat. Monday to Friday, September 22 to 26. Boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Sailing to Key West and Cozumel. Visit motorheadcruise.com.