Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

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All photos by Kat Bein and Gretchen Schroeder

Ultra Music Festival is nothing if not gnarly. The beats are gnarly, the people are gnarly, the portable toilets are gnarly. It's stank-face city, bro.

But even more than the sight of no toilet paper, it's those dirty beats -- dutch, dub, or otherwise -- that make us twist our faces like ancient Japanese samurai paintings.

Because we love a good drop as much as the next fiend, we're paying homage to all of Ultra Music Festival's magical moments with a series of epic bass face pics. This is exactly what you fools sitting at home are missing.

See also: Ultra 2014's Ten Sleaziest T-Shirts

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This must have only been a half-drop, because we're only seeing half a tongue.

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These beats make Chief Wampum into ugly beast.

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Shocked, excited, confused, afraid, bassssss ...

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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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Couples who bass together, face together. Or something.

See also: Ultra 2014's Top Ten Fashion Trends: Unicorns, Muscles, and More!

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Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

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stvklax
stvklax

Does best bass face get a free ticket to ultra next year?

stvklax
stvklax

Does best bass face get a free ticket to ultra next year?

James Garst
James Garst

It has been a bit prolific on my newsfeed. Although the last few articles have made me question my love of new times.

Miami New Times
Miami New Times

Cary and we are the only media outlet today still talking about the actual security guard. And we still have people on the ground covering the music festival for our MUSIC blog. Sorry if that bothers you but you know you could just not read it.

Cary Gonzalez
Cary Gonzalez

Holy crap, these people must be paying NT a pretty penny to keep pimping this crap fest on FB over and over and over. Gnarly? Try STUPID. Make Miley proud? Seriously???? A WOMAN WAS TRAMPLED TO WITHIN AN INCH OF HER LIFE.

SoFLBrgOverload
SoFLBrgOverload

Hope Erica Mack will be ok. Fuck these people. Yeah lets  trample people to do drugs and act like idiots! These assholes at Ultra failed to secure the perimeter fence as they were instructed to do so by the City of Miami Police. 

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