Meet the Beefcakes of Ultra Music Festival

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Photo by Liz Tracy

Muscles were so big at this year's Ultra Music Festival.

Like, they were just as huge a trend as they looked on the shoulders, chests, buttocks, thighs ... You get the idea: Beefcakes ruled the EDM blowout.

We couldn't creep near the Carl Cox text without getting an exposed male nipple in the eye.

Here are 20 of the finest beefcake specimens spotted at Ultra 2014.

See also: Ultra 2014's Top Ten Fashion Trends: Unicorns, Muscles, and More!

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This muscle man jazzed up his jacked bod with glitter. Very "when in Rome."

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We asked Superbeef here to show us his superpowers. Women, tongue, the finger, crossed-eyes, and mad muscle is what we got.

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Would you let this lanky beefcake take a dive in your pond?

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George Martinez

Chance the Rapper even got the muscle memo. But he got the one from 1992. What's with the overalls!?

See also: Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

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Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: General


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24 comments
Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

Marien Loaiza John Paul Tirone Nicole Elizabeth Bronson Brad Reed

Gracian L. Casas
Gracian L. Casas

Oh wait is that DeadMau5's new track I hear in the background? Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche.... Catchy ain't it?

Dave Denis
Dave Denis

Being sardined into masses of sweaty, drunk, half naked morons.......I'd rather have a rabid hamster duct-taped to my scrotum.

Jeff Mata
Jeff Mata

Fat and muscle does not look good people.

Xtopher Wright
Xtopher Wright

The difference is, women don't like to be objectified because guys want to have sex with them. Men don't like to be objectified because the women who objectify them DON'T want to have sex with them.

Carlos A Salazar
Carlos A Salazar

Arturo Cudi Rinconif that's not you on the first pic on the third page you have a twin

Mirna Mass
Mirna Mass

I think i just throw up in my mouth.. arent they a bit to old! lol

Michael J. Aceti
Michael J. Aceti

Based in the two in the photo, the term Beefcake hardly applies. The mini me looks like a leprechaun.

Cary Gonzalez
Cary Gonzalez

We need a Ferris Bueller meme from the end of the movie that says "you're still here???? Go home, it's over. Go."

Drew Rolfe
Drew Rolfe

João, how did you not make this list?! Haha

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