Ultra 2014's Ten Sleaziest T-Shirts

Photo by S. Pajot

Whoa! Bro! You got boobs!

For the last couple of years at Ultra Music Festival, male ravers have rocked increasingly explicit, sometimes anatomically correct, and often innuendo-emblazoned tees, resulting in many LOLs and WTFs.

Some are funny. Others are gross. And others still are straight-up creeeeeepy.

We've carefully tracked the trend. We've snapped some pics. And now we present Ultra 2014's ten sleaziest t-shirts.

See also: Ultra Ravers' Ten Tips for Finding Love at an EDM Fest

Photo by Liz Tracy

Let's hope you can accommodate a lady who isn't intoxicated, pal. 'Cause if not, we are renting a nice six-by-eight-foot room, where you can bide that time you ain't got. Say, three to eight years?

See also: Ultra 2014's Top Ten Fashion Trends: Unicorns, Muscles, and More!

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Marianoell Gomez Arguello
Marianoell Gomez Arguello

LMAO! You have an entire lifetime of adulthood to be serious, live it up, have fun and wear silly shirts while you still can! Fck everybody else!

Cary Gonzalez
Cary Gonzalez

Let's hope he doesn't need a job right away....

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