Gathering of the Juggalos 2014: The Best Quotes
Photo by Nate "Igor" Smith
Another Gathering of the Juggalos has come and gone, and with it thousands of face-painted, fun-loving freaks and misfits to and from the event's first year in Thornville, Ohio. While the move from the deep wilderness of Cave-In-Rock, Illinois, to this year's decidedly more inhabited location did make the experience seem less like being on another planet, there was still an overabundance of hilarious and strange things happening at all times.
Here are the best overheard quotations from the the 2014 edition of the Gathering of the Juggalos.
See also: Ten Reasons Juggalos Are Better Than You
Nate "Igor" Smith Mike Busey, in the camouflage vest.
"Do you guys know who I am? I'm an ugly motherfucking piece of shit and I don't give a fuck. And I came here to party." - Gary Busey's nephew Mike Busey, clad in a vest and armed with big teeth.
"I almost got lured into a gay acid orgy over shots of Fireball." - A confused soul who had stopped too long to talk to a man who was clearly out of his mind on drugs.
Nate "Igor" Smith
"If that bottle rocket gets near my dick I'm gonna be pissed." - Large, safety-conscious juggalo wearing pinstriped overalls.
"I hope there's no pee in there." - Juggalo sprayed by squirt gun.
"Sell you a knife for $30." - Random skinny kid with baggy red mesh shorts.
"How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama." - Yelawolf
"At least you tried! At least you tried!" - Chanted at female wrestler who had just lost a fight.
"Fuck her right in the pussy!" - Shouted by everyone, all of the time, constantly. Juggalos have really latched onto that meme.
"Y'all wanna talk about politics, or you wanna see people get smashed in the face?" - Wrestling announcer to crowd chanting down Obama.
"Our sexy little midget you may have seen on Hulk Hogan's Micro Championship Wrestling." - Uttered by the Guy Fieri of juggalos, Mike Busey.
"I'm fucked up! Praise Jesus!" - Shouted loudly from the woods.
"There's only one one-legged wrestler in the world." - Announcer at Juggalo Wrestling Q & A.