Via facebook.com/Claude.VonStroke Claude VonStroke, AKA King Dirtybird
Under normal circumstances, you don't shake that ass for free.
But when Claude VonStroke, his friends, and Story offer up complimentary tix for a fun-loving, booty-clapping Saturday-night dance party on South Beach ... Well, you instantly become a face-down, ass-up, chirping, derping, crazy clucking Dirtybird.
Luckily, all you gotta do for a pair of tickets is check the cut, follow a few simple instructions, and holler "Can't Wait" at King Dirtybird.
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