Prank Calling Six Miami Bars and Strip Clubs Where You Should Go Watch the Heat vs. Mavs
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| Photo by Mike Ehrmann via heat.com |
| Kick ass and get drunk with Udonis and the Heat. |
By ass kickin', we mean basketball. And by thirsty, we mean drunk. What can we say, Miami loves a team that wins, and right now The Heat are putting butts in the seats at bars and clubs all over Miami-Dade.
We used our Miami New Times Clubs Directory to call up some area watering holes and make up rumors about wild and rowdy Texans running out on their bar tabs all over Dade. We also asked about booze specials and atmosphere.
Then we used that (un)scientific formula to come up with some great places to watch the NBA Finals, eat, drink, and party to live music and DJs after each game.
Here's what we found out.
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