Miami's Memorial Day Weekend 2013 Party Guide

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Work it hard with Trinidad James.

Everyone's 'bout to get long-weekend wild.

It's almost Memorial Day in Miami. There are way too many megaclub and nudie bar parties. But "yeah, yeah, uh," we're still gonna attend 'em all.

As Mr. Trinidad says: "Got new shoes, got new clothes ... We got bad bitches and a ton of brew."

It's work-it-hard time. Just check the cut for Crossfade's party guide to Memorial Day weekend 2013 in Miami.

See also:
-Best of the Best 2013 Festival Guide, From Beenie Man to Beres Hammond
-Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Six Best EDM Parties on South Beach
-Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Ten Best Rap Parties in Miami
-Six Best Strip Club Parties for Memorial Day Weekend 2013 in Miami

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Six Best Strip Club Parties for Memorial Day Weekend 2013 in Miami

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Via facebook.com/G5iveMiami
This is what Memorial Day looks like at G5ive Gentleman's Club.

Each and every year, we here at Crossfade spend Memorial Day honoring those brave men and women who've sacrifices their lives in service and defense of these United States of America.

Then the sun goes down. The bricks of dolla dolla bills come out. And we hit up our favorite titty bars (namely King of Diamonds and G5ive Gentleman's Club) with our homies French Montana, Juelz Santana, Young Jeezy, Ice Billion Berg, Ace Hood, and Floyd "Money" Mayweather for some premium liquors, big-booty lapdances, and other forms of full-nudity patriotism.

See also:
-Miami's Memorial Day Weekend 2013 Party Guide
-Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Ten Best Rap Parties in Miami

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Memorial Day Weekend 2013 in Miami: Ten Best Concerts Under $10

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Via facebook.com/Radioboxer
Say hello to summer and goodbye to Radioboxer this Memorial Day weekend.

It's Memorial Day weekend, y'all! And in case you're wondering, here's what that translates to: (a) a three-day weekend; (b) the official start of summer; (c) non-stop parties for the next 72 hours.

The best part of it all, you won't have to blow your entire life savings on endless bashes and booze. Nope, Mr. Hamilton will take care of you.

Check the cut for Crossfade's ten best music-related things to do under $10 this Memorial Day weekend.

See also:
-Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Six Best EDM Parties on South Beach
-Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Ten Best Rap Parties in Miami

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Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Ten Best Rap Parties in Miami

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Photo by Derick G
Before the beef ... Jeezy, Khaled, and Ricky Rozay.

Pop the Dom. Buss that wallet open. Hit the ATM. Repeat.

If you've never done Memorial Day in Miami, here is a warning: It's going to get expensive. The bottles aren't cheap. And neither are the hookups. But if you wanna party (or you know, remember the men and women who died while serving in the United States Armed Forces) like a boss, you can't be counting dollar bills.

Go raid the bank, rent a 'Rari, and -- to quote veteran baller -- Young Jeezy, "kill the club."

See also:
-Miami's Memorial Day Weekend 2013 Party Guide
-Best of the Best 2013 Festival Guide, From Beenie Man to Beres Hammond
-Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Six Best EDM Parties on South Beach
-Six Best Strip Club Parties for Memorial Day Weekend 2013 in Miami

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Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Six Best EDM Parties on South Beach

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Don't let the suits and ties fool you. The Brass Knuckles dudes are badasses.

If partying with The Knocks and Brass Knuckles are any indicator of what's in store for Memorial Day weekend, then you better put your party pants on and get ready for some non-stop EDM and dance action.

The best part of it all, you don't have to wait until the weekend to get your fist-pumping juices flowing. There are plenty of bashes going down all week that'll do just that.

Check out the six best SoBe parties this week.

See also:
-Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
-Miami's Memorial Day Weekend 2013 Party Guide
-Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Ten Best Rap Parties in Miami


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Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

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Yngwie Malmsteen via Facebook.com/YngwieMalmsteenMusic
Get your rock on with Yngwie Malmsteen.

It's Monday, and although it may feel like the end of the world, here are a few things to cheer you up.

El Heat made it to round three of the playoffs. Memorial Day is exactly one week from today, which means we'll have an extra day to party our asses off. And there are plenty of good concerts happening all week, from EDM to killer guitar arpeggios to reggae.

Here are Crossfade's five best concerts in Miami this week.

See also:
-Guitar Master Yngwie Malmsteen on Miami Heat: "LeBron James Is a F#$%in' Virtuoso"


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Ten Best Music-Related Things Under $10 to Do in Miami This Weekend

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Get your heart beatin' like a stereo with Gym Class Heroes.

If you're anything like the average American, you spend at least 40 hours a week slaving away in a cubicle.

Yep, you work hard. But chances are you play even harder. And you friggin' deserve it. The good news is you don't have to blow all your hard-earned cash on beer, parties, and debauchery. All you need is ten bucks.

Here are Crossfade's ten best music-related things to do under $10 this weekend.

See also:
-Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week
-Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

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Best of the Best 2013 Festival Guide, From Beenie Man to Beres Hammond

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King Beenie Man's gonna be headlining Best of the Best 2013.

Come summer, reggae festivals are as commonplace in the States as Bob Marley tees are at reggae festivals.

Held every Memorial Day weekend in downtown Miami since 2007, Best of the Best is one of the only annual fests in the U.S. that puts the emphasis squarely on dancehall, and it's certainly the largest.

After taking on more and more hip-hop acts in its last few editions, this year's festival returns to its roots with a strictly Caribbean lineup.

See also:
-Dancehall's Sanchez on Best of the Best: "Everybody From Every End of the World Comes to This Gig"


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Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week

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Calvin Harris via Facebook.com/calvinharris
"Feel So Close" to Calvin Harris at LIV.

It may not be the weekend. But who says you have to wait until Friday to party like a rock star?

We're in Miami. And that means we could party like rock stars every single day of the week if we wanted.

Here are Crossfade's six best parties on South Beach this week. Rock on.

See also:
-Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week


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Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

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Do the Harlem shake!

Sure, we all look forward to the weekend...

But when artists such as Duke Dumont, Baauer, and others of the caliber are the ones putting on a show almost every other day of the week, chances are the unthinkable may happen: you'll likely catch yourself looking forward to, say, Tuesday or Thursday night.

Consider this a warning. Here are the five best concerts going down this week.

See also:
-Duke Dumont's Mission: "Make the Women Dance and Everyone Has a Good Time"

-Miami's Haitian Compas Festival 2013: A Four-Part Guide, From DJ Griot to Djakout


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