New Times' Dirty Dozen of 2009

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Dirty Dozen 2009 inductee Romero Britto.

​Every year, the New Times editorial staff picks the people who brought a certain amount of shame to our city. Trust us, we're never in short supply of morons who we wish would move elsewhere. We contemplated in making this a baker's dozen but in keeping with tradition we kept this exclusive list to 12.

Welcome us in congratulating the class of 2009! They join other Dirty Dozen alumni like Mickey Rourke, Scott Storch, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Joe Cubas, Pat Riley, Amy Winehouse and Anna Nicole Smith.

Click here to view the full Dirty Dozen of 2009.