Urban Outfitters Now Selling Toupées
Furry Air Quotes: Instead of crunching up your fingers to signify quotation marks for "so-called," just throw up two of these like they're gang signs. Of course, that means you'll have to carry two of these around with you all the time. "What's that smell?" "Oh that? That's the wads of human hair I keep in my back pocket. You know, in case I need punctuation."
Extra Body Hair for American Apparel Models: Let's say you went through an uber-hygienic phase in high school and had all your body hair taken off with electrolysis. But now you're a hot, lanky thing who wants to pose in American Apparel ads or at least work in their stores. Just partially tuck one of UO's clip-on bangs into your unisex, gold lamé leotard and you're good to go.
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