Miami Scumbag Thomas Kramer Makes Creepy Appearance on Real Housewives of Atlanta

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Guess which one is the Deutsch douche?
Okay, so maybe we're a little tardy for the party on this one but Cultist did a double take when we saw longtime Miami bad boy Thomas Kramer cavorting with no other than Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta earlier this week (we only caught the repeat, the original episode aired on Sunday).

Kramer, Miami's number one sleazebag import, was all over the episode as he hosted all the Hotlanta girls when they visited Miami in the "Floridon't" episode.  We got an inside, and frightening, look at Kramer's tacky digs and even tackier personality. We'll never be the same again.

We're still trying to figure out how Kramer and Zolciak hooked up; she said they were old friends (the rest of the cast thought he was one of her many sugar daddies). They did sleep in the same bed, presumably. Whatever the relationship, there was plenty of icky flirting and innuendo. And Kramer was at his despicable best during the show, smiling the whole way.

Did somebody not mention to Kim and the Housewives producers just what a scumbag this guy is? A simple search of New Times online archives pulls up how he passes the time in between those mega real estate deals. We mean, of course, being accused of sexual assault, punching restaurant owners, and dousing homeless people with wine. Did we mention he was a Deutsch douchebag? Just checking.

The South Pointe developer has been make ugly headlines since the early 1990s, but apparently free room and board is enough to overlook such transgressions for Bravo. And if his sordid history wasn't enough to put them off, you'd think Kramer's taste would do the trick. But it didn't. We saw some things that prove "money can't buy you class" (oh, sorry, that's the Housewives of New York, or so we've been told).

Of particular distaste were the dinosaurs in the garden, pig figurines, butler statues, his embalmed dog, stripper poles on the dining table, and a mural of a horrific half man half goat. Get some glimpses of the Kramer mansion here.

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9 comments
Oneinatrillion
Oneinatrillion

Thomas is a Philanthropist who's helped people all over the world and that's a fact.He's helped raise a lot of money for charities through his foundation and most recently raised a lot of money for Haiti with his July 4th Charity Benefit. Opinions are like elbows everyone's got them.

TK Fan
TK Fan

Who cares about that nonsense? Check out Thomas Kramer's OFFICIAL BLOGSITE with live daily updates about TK's World. Visit www.worldoftk.com to get the REAL story...

Ohdrama0901
Ohdrama0901

Nene must have sensed that he was scum of the Earth because she greeted him quite arrogantly when she met him. I was grossed out by his house with all of that stuffed animal crap and I thought those were strip poles on his table I just didn't want to believe that he could be so foul....ughhhh. What do you expect from a friend of Kim Zolciak? She isn't the most classiest broad in the crew; quite trashy to say the least. Poor Croy...I don't see a long lasting romance in their future. I was eager for a member of his family to call in on Andy's show and say how they really felt about him and Kim's relationship. You can tell that he wasn't telling the truth when asked. I sensed some hesitation when he answered and I also noticed the way she glanced at him like there were some issues. No decent mother would want their son to settle done and have kids with Kim; just doesn't seem like that natural thing to be doing for such a seemingly nice and laid back young man.

Karma
Karma

I can't believe you guys are sticking up for Kramer this thing is a poor excuse of a human being he is souless he's a freak of nature he is pathetic if he didn't have some cash he won't even be noticed.

He has no class he will be alone or just buy some south beach Russian sluts or molest another kid or if he's in the mood have a 3some with dudes. he doesn't know what class is so he .......y waist my time writing about it pointless and useless.

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Ignorant america...doesnt care about anything...not even correct spelling...it's called deutsch..how hard is it to look it up in a dictionary..

Alex
Alex

These kind of articles are getting old. This guy has been very unlucky with people trying to get money from him because they know hes loaded. The amount of set-ups hes endured is insane.

Sounds like a spiteful, jealous writer...

Ps. Check your facts

Justask
Justask

None of that money actually went to Haiti - just ask Michael Capponi...

Anonymous
Anonymous

And, seriously, who the fuck embalms their German Shepherd and puts it on display for guests?

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