Smoking Hot Photos of Elsa Patton Before Real Housewives of Miami

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Elsa in 2010, post DUI.
Elsa Patton, the true star of the Real Housewives of Miami, seems to have taken a break from cackling over a bubbling cauldron filled with vodka to prevent the steam from melting off her face start her very own Twitter page and to fork over some personal, pre-op photos of herself to BravoTV.com.

All of this is so much sensory overload, we're not quite sure which tidbit of HARD HITTING NEWS we should tackle first. But since we're horrible, shallow creatures let's go with the visuals and talk about that face.

You know, we were wrong the other day when we said Elsa was the love child of Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia. She is obviously the decedent of very good looking human beings (we know, WE KNOW, we asked E.T. and Marvin the Martian and they both said they're not related to her.  But Alf swears he's seen her eating cat on Melmac). Check out the below photos -- the woman was beautiful!

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You know what's not beautiful? Boogers, a cup full of spit-out dip, or getting so much plastic surgery that you're unrecognizable as a homo sapien.

Next, let's move on to her Twitter account. Does she have a ghost Twitter writer because we're surprised by all the English being utilized and the utter lack of typos. That's not the Elsa we've gotten to know and love! Sure, there's a few Tweets about airplanes and paper flowers, but nothing about muumuus, alcohol, or a tutorial on how to fly a broomstick through the starry, night sky. So far, it's a snoozefest, but we dug up a  few choice tweets:

@Loki_Mom No my driver has curly hair, he uses alberto V05less than a minute ago via Mobile Web



@love4myboston @BravoAndy I FEEL SO AMERICAN AND I ADORE NICKELS .less than a minute ago via web



@kingzmr @MarysolPatton ,yes i have another sn his name is TomJones and my favorite wine is whatever is on sale.. dont forget i'm a refugieless than a minute ago via web



But I have two beautiful mens with me. My bodyguards and butlers.less than a minute ago via Mobile Web



Please help, almost to DC and left my eyebrows at home. Can someone call Michelle Obama and ask where she buy hers? @bravoandyless than a minute ago via Mobile Web



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merrill_hulst
merrill_hulst

She looks better then Mrs.Obama.. Just saying

merrill_hulst
merrill_hulst

Obama sucks.. stop defending a President who's done nothing but negative for this country.. WAKE UP! If you like the man so much great but dont hate on people that dont agree with you. 

secox52
secox52

Can we say Dr. Dan Serrano?

dalycity333
dalycity333

Elsa is a dumb bigot that has no place on television.  To call the president an animal is disgusting and evil.  Take a look in the mirror you monstrosity of a women.  You are lame and tired with your scary looking face.  I used to watch RHOM but no more.  I can't stand ignorance and intolerance.  You have a problem and need to check yourself.   Stop the poison that comes from your stupid mouth.  Please crawl back under the rock from where you came.

divarona
divarona

Elsa shame on you. Do not insult our President. At your age you should have learned respect for the office.Take your Cuban ass back to Cuba where you can share your wealth with the less fortunate. I think you're rude just for attention. up to this weeks show I liked you and thought that you were a lady that new how to act. Now you show your true colors. Bigot.Rich Bitch bigot.

mare919
mare919

I have never seen this show until now. I was flipping thru the channels and all that ugly made me stop and look..kinda like a car wreck . Do they all go to the same Dr. for their lips? All the lips are identical except for one of their sister the one who has boyfriend called Roman. And Elsa..what the hell happened to her? Thats the one who stopped me dead in my tracks as i channel surfing. The only one i have seen so far who is pretty and looked normal was the sister. They were talking to psychic in this episode. I'm going back to The Pelican Brief. I don't want to have nightmares tonight. Had to get this out of  my system.

jgpops
jgpops

I think Elsa is fabulous.  I am disgusted however that her plastic surgery has made her look like the elephant man.  I am even more repulsed that Marisol is quite obviously using the same surgeon! She has morphed into the scary exterior of her mother.  I feel so sad for both of them....

hud_tee
hud_tee

HONESTY WHEN I FIRST SAW HER FACE, I THOUGHT SHE WAS A LADY RECOVERING FROM SURGERY AND JUST SWOLE AROUND THE JAWS.  THEN IT DAWNED ON ME..IF SHE'S RECOVERING FROM SURGERY, WHY ISN'T HER FACE WRAPPED UP IN BANDAGES? HOW IS SHE WALKING AROUND IN PUBLIC LIKE THAT! OMG

nrsabner
nrsabner

Mama Elsa was and still is a beautiful lady. For those of you that post nasty comments on here, shame on you ! She is soooo brave for even being on the show ( RHWOM). She is an amazing women. If anything, she is letting the younger population see what can happen when a surgery goes bad. Beauty is not about looks, its whats in your heart that makes you a beautiful person.

nadiagyrl
nadiagyrl

anybody notice her pinky is dramatically short? look at the photo where she is wearing her swimsuit and tell me if its just me that  sees something odd about it

prisca1946
prisca1946

It is hard for me to look at Elsa.  Her face looks like it hurts.  I wish there was something she could do.  Maybe growing old gracefully isn't that pretty but it sure beats botched up plastic surgery.  God bless her. 

Mariasoto3364
Mariasoto3364

I love Momma Elsa.  It bothers me that people would say nasty things about someone's mother, but then I realize that there are people who don't know better or maybe they are feeling ugly because they look it and it makes them feel better to bash the other before the other person bashes them, I like to think that.  Anywho, love the woman she is awesome and she is someone to learn from and I would love to meet her and get to know her very well, she seem like the person that can tell you what's real or not and she will not fake it to you, she let you know like it is. I love the honesty of a woman especially a woman of the world, meaning she knows alot because she been there and seen lots of things that we haven't seen and learning from Elsa will be a great experience and journey.

Ultraworld
Ultraworld

Her daughter is morphing into her mother. 

RACHELGARNER8
RACHELGARNER8

ELSA WAS TRULY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER. I LOVE HER ATTITUDE AND CAN SEE PAST HER OUTSIDE APPEARANCE WHICH, IS SOMETHING WE WILL ALL HAVE TO GET USED TO BECAUSE IT WILL HAPPEN TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US. MAYBE NOT AS DRASTIC AS HER BUT IT WILL SURELY HAPPEN

nellie
nellie

this lady is as real as anybody is ever going to get. If they made reality shows about woman like her , I'd watch and record every season. I'm tired of all the fake reality shows of people that dont know what they are doing. This lady is unique. Love her and hope I could meet her some day and hang out with her for the weekend.

Anthanetta
Anthanetta

she was so georgous is her look now 2011 from plastic surgery? Really.....

ZCHAZCHA
ZCHAZCHA

LETS HOPE MARISON DONT END UP LOOKING LIKE THAT SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER MOTHER WHE SHE WAS YOUNG .

ZCHAZCHA
ZCHAZCHA

HER DAUGHTER LOOKS JUST LIKE HER. BEFORE ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY.

Rachel
Rachel

Who did her surgery?

Leaking40
Leaking40

She looks a lot like Larsa in the middle photo. Wow! Gorgeous lady. The surgeons need to pay her. Can anything take down the swelling? Marisol looks like her mama.

A_m
A_m

as ugly now on the outside as on the insidetells it like it is? my ass!just a grade 1 mean bitch

Jenny
Jenny

Do any of these posters understand that people age and that regardless of surgery or not, humans dont, at 75, look like they did at 25? She looks fine for her age, and she rocks.

Erin
Erin

I adore you Elsa you are real...and fabulous

Lander19
Lander19

Elsa is a wonderful woman who I know has a grand life story, which I wish someone would share with her fans. I think she is beautiful and her sense of humor is the best. Those who comment on her physical looks are (in my opinion) shallow and can't see the forest for the trees.

Reyviv
Reyviv

I am sorry that Ms Patton has such wrong surgeries that has deformed her so much, (she was such a beauty) but I can tell she is a very deep person and is an asset on the Real Housewives of Miami. Please keep her more active on the shows.

Carjsandifer
Carjsandifer

I adore Elsa Patton and Marysol........Love Love Love them..........I want a show with just those two on there ..and if they come to CT I would Love it!!!!!!! Love you Elsa and Marysol!!!!Jeani CT

Luv Curves
Luv Curves

OMG! This lady was ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! Look at her cheek and jaw bones, model-like face structure! She WAS what is referred to as a "classic beauty", but now because of her vanity she just looks like "trashy booty"! Lesson learned ladies, age gracefully...you are STILL beautiful in our(men) eyes. There is nothing more hotter than a MILF!

Rubinjl
Rubinjl

Hope she sued the plastic surgeon who did her surgery. She deserves financial compensation.

Rubinjl
Rubinjl

Love Elsas sense of humor and wit. She is so funny. It's not Elsas fault that she could foresee Larsas financial problems allegedly occurring. We must remember beauty is not only on the outside. With illness and age, our bodies change and we become ppl we never thought possible. I am sure it hurts her to look in the mirror and see this image, so stop hating and be understanding. This is a lesson for Marysol and everyone else who, like Larsa, value beauty above all else. It matters most what is inside and it seems Elsa has a good heart and love for her daughter.

mojo77777
mojo77777

elsa looks absolutely horrid ---- like a nazi breeding experiment gone bad

or, muhammad ali used her face for a punching bag for the past 35 years

Strawberizs1
Strawberizs1

im a big fan of yours on the show. but ive never thought of you as a person that would be shallow and not love yourself for who you really are. seeing as how you can give it straight to everyone else. i would have thought you would have accepted yourself first!! im still in shock that you felt the need for plastic surgery! i know beauty is on the inside but you obviously didnt think that was true to get plastic surgery in the first place! and i can really tell that marysol is the spitting image of you after seeing these pictures!! you too are a piece of art truly!!!

Strawberizs1
Strawberizs1

not that you aren't beautiful now much these pictures are GODLY!!!! what made you mess with gods beautiful art work!!!! really i'm so shocked you would have even thought about plastic surgery!!!

mom
mom

Do you think Housewives are going to tell us what happened to her? They know we are all wondering. It's staring us right in the face. Pardon the pun.

Debora
Debora

I think Elsa is fabulous! She calls it like she see it! No sugar coating it......I prefer honesty than fakeness and hyprocrisy!!!!! Te Amo Elsa!!!! All these other disgusting comments said about you, they can go suck it! I love you and I think you are FABULOSA!!!!! Oh yeah, what you said to Larsa fue la pura verdad...So Larsa can go suck it too!

Con todo amor....Milehigh Colorado

Sebuulba
Sebuulba

There is no Elsa...thats Mickey Rourke, wearing a wig, playing a mother!

OKCUTIEPIE
OKCUTIEPIE

THE REALLY SAD THING, HER DAUGHTER LOOKS JUST LIKE HER, JUST YOUNGER. HER DAUGHTER IS NOWHERE NEAR AS PRETTY AS SHE USES TO BE. IT'S WEIRD, HOW CAN HER DAUGHTER LOOK JUST LIKE HER NOW.

La Shante'
La Shante'

Yes, she was a beautiful woman. Probably THOUGHT she was TOO. I truly believe that she must have been very scared to get old, and thought that having plastic surgery would help save her looks. I also believe that to save $ she went to the wrong surgeon, a disreputable one at that. This left her with the look we see now, and with age, drinking (depression) etc. she has had a hard time of it. No women wants to get old, but a beautiful woman fears it immensely. I think it is a warning to all who wear there looks as a badge of honor, so to speak. It's what GOD gave you, LIVE WITH IT.

La Shante'
La Shante'

Yes she was a beautiful woman. I truly believe that she must have been very scared to get old, and thought that having plastic surgery would help save her looks. I also believe that to save $ she went to the wrong surgeon, a disreputable one at that. This left her with the look we see now, and with age, drinking (depression) etc. she has had a hard time of it. No women wants to get old, but a beautiful woman fears it immensely. I think it is a warning to all who wear there looks as a badge of honor, so to speak. It's what GOD gave you, LIVE WITH IT.

secox52
secox52

@jgpops friggi psycho Serrano got a hold of her!

nadiagyrl
nadiagyrl

 @prisca1946 it looks like it hurt so bad and thats why she talks like that, she barely opens her mouth, i just seen a first episode like on now, and i was like whoa my face cringes everytime i see her face =/

 

Mary Ann
Mary Ann

Give Elsa a break. We don' t know what happened to her face and we should not judge. I think she is very brave to come on TV. I wish they would let us know why she looks the way she does and then we could just enjoy her for her wit and personality.

lsadora
lsadora

i am sure her life story is grand, write a book, but it is very hard to get past that face and her lack of english. miami is still in America, which is an english speaking country.

yosetodo
yosetodo

You are just as nutty as elsa!! an old drunk that makes no sense..and ugly too!!

TJ
TJ

I think Marysol must've had her lips done, and the rest is that she has the same, basic, looks as her mother but her mother's has been so screwed up by bad surgery. Marysol take heed!!!

debora.demaree
debora.demaree

I  agree with all  you have said except for one thing, not all beautiful women are afraid of aging. My mother is her age and she has never had any surgery and is still incredibly beautiful. A aging woman's beauty comes to the surface and radiates from her soul. I, like my mother will grow old gracefully and embrace who were are and not what we look like. 

 

Beautiful post , La Shante' it is refreshing to see an internet opinion filled with empathy and compassion for others. 

flantrac
flantrac

I think her English is very good.  She is difficult to understand mainly due to her thick accent, and there is nothing she can do about that except to take classes on toning down the accent.  It sure sounds to me like she has lived a very full and busy life. I have no idea how many times she has been married, but it really tickled me when she told Adriana that when it comes to a man he should take care of his beautiful woman.  She said Aridana should marry for money and that is what she should put under her pillow, lmao.  Looks like Elsa suceeded with that a few times and she doesn't seem to have any financial worries.  I appreciate her beliefs also.  It is true witchcraft that I see her doing, which has more to do with nature than evil things. I love her energy box and I want one too now! lol

Braskadarling
Braskadarling

I agree, yosetodo! Elsa is a nut, control freak that has no right to label people or depict anything about someone they know nothing about. Typical ALCOHOLIC Behavior if you ask me..make it look as if everyone else is SO ignorant & out of touch with their own lives, just so she can feel good about how disgraceful and horrid she looks after being SO insecure that she had several bad cosmetic surgeries go wrong and now the only encouragement she can get is through alcohol. Plus she says she is a "witch" ummm, im pretty sure that a statement like that from Elsa only speaks loudly to everyone, she is saying "I'm Afraid, therefore I will pretend I have more power over others so I can feel better about what I am NOT"...People who like her and believe in her need to take a REALLY close look at themselves...because that woman is not someone I would suggest looking up to...not to mention she has her daughter brainwashed and in fear. Philippe, be careful, oh boy!

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