Cameron Diaz and A-Rod Spotted at South Miami Starbucks; Defeat New Times Staffer in Brief Battle of Wits

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Sebastian del Marmol
This is the image of the happy couple that led to a verbal beat down.
That's the great thing about Miami. One minute you're taking advantage of free Wi-Fi at Starbucks and the next you get verbally served by Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez.

Diaz and A-Rod walked into the Starbucks in downtown South Miami at around 11 a.m. this morning only to face an amateur paparazzi desperately trying to get his new cell phone camera to snap a picture of the uber-famous couple. They didn't appreciate the gesture. Make the jump to read the verbal jousting that ensued:

"That's so rude," Diaz told yours truly while holding her hand in front of her face as she walked through the doors and noticed me holding my camera. A-Rod followed behind.

I countered quickly, with what I thought was a decent retort.

"That's OK. I'm a journalist," I said, thinking I had gotten the upper hand in the conversation. (I thought about adding, "Plus, I slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night!" but didn't have the guts).

"Oh. So you're used to being rude!" said the wily Diaz.

My response: crickets.

At this point the couple, whose estimated net worth is gazillion dollars, was at the counter with A-Rod and Diaz glowering at me and the hulking baseball player muttering "So rude."

I didn't even remember that we had recently featured Diaz in an exclusive Cultist interview earlier this summer or I would have mentioned it to try and curry favor.

And here's the kicker. The slow-witted author of this post blew the picture. How bout them mangos! Cameron won by a double TKO.

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This really a non-story. No picture and no real "news" element (even if it pertains to the world of entertainment). C'mon, Cultist - I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

By the way, did I ever tell you about the time that Paul McCartney told me to, "Bug off, wanker!" at an Arby's! My phone was all out of battery though... FAIL

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