Five European Cars From the '80s We'd Like to See Again
|Cinquecento? We'll take a Renault Fuego.|
Seeing this development and the success of MINI Cooper in recent years got us thinking about some other European car imports from the 1980s that we wouldn't mind seeing again, or for the first time in this country. Check them out and admit that you wouldn't mind rolling down Ocean Drive in these beauties.
|Makes us hot just looking at it.|
So that's what a European sport's car looked like in the '80s. Sure, you'd probably get more pleasure from riding Margaret Thatcher but still the Fuego is a ad agency's dream car. Just look at what they came up when it originally flopped. [On a quick personal note: The author's father used to sell these god forsaken vehicles and on one occasion during an innocent match of tennis was almost physically assaulted by a former client who had been duped into buying a Fuego. Poor sucker.]
4. Citroen 2CV (France)
Who knows why the VW Beetle was so successful in the U.S. while the French made Citroen 2CV never caught on in the States. They're practically the same car, but in this case the Germans ended up victorious over the French, at least in American popularity. The Citroen 2CV was produced for 42 years and actually outlasted and outperformed the Beetle in the Old World. We think if some Frenchie decides to start up production in the US they can gain as much popularity as Freedom Fries.
|Yu-go where you want with this baby.|
Remember this puppy, it was a punchline for a bunch of jokes in the '80s. (Our favorite is: What do you call a Yugo that breaks down after 100 miles? An overachiever.) But, the Yugoslavians (country of origin) had the last laugh -- oh wait, Yugoslavia no longer exists. In its place are the war torn countries Bosnia, Serbia, Croatia, and a bunch of other countries ending in "ia." This car made a Chevette looking like a touring sedan. It was called the worst car in history by some (including in Time Magazine's 50 Worst Cars Ever) but we think they were just jealous of precision Yugoslavian engineering.
|Europe's response to the Axis of Evil?|
Along with the Fuego, Renault introduced the Alliance to American consumers in the '80s. It looks like a poor man's Volvo, except smaller and even more boxy -- who knew that was even possible. It also looks like a modern version of the car Mr. Magoo used to drive.
We never were well aquainted with the Russian Lada stateside on account of the Cold War and what not, but in South America these things reproduced like rats. Like any good Russian, the car was built to handle harsh winters on just a diet of Vodka (or cheap gas). It was designed and renowned for its ability to go off-roading, which is good since it sold best in spots around the world without roads.
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