Who Wants Free Tickets to House of Horror? Yeah You Do
For an extended preview of what this Doral parking lot holds, read our review from last year. Basically, picture Santa's Enchanted Forest, but with a two-acre haunted house (with 30 rooms, it's the largest in South Florida), and where roving bands of meatheads are wielding chainsaws instead of cotton candy.
If you feel like screaming and ducking through scenes reminiscent of Human Centipede, then read on for the ticket giveaway details. And keep your backside away from any German doctors brandishing sewing kits.
The winner must be able to pick up the tickets at the New Times office at 4500 Biscayne Boulevard between Monday and Wednesday (9/28) during business hours (9 a.m. to 6 p.m.). Good luck.
For those who don't win, tickets cost $23 for adults and $15 for children 9 and under. Visit houseofhorrorpark.com.
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