Fleshlight Freaks' Zombie Dicks and Vampire Vaginas: Sex Toys for Halloween (PHOTOS)

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​When you think, What am I doing this Halloween?, the first thing that comes to mind is a synthetic Frankenstein vagina, right?! No? Anyone? 

Male sex toy company Fleshlight launched a line appropriately creepy for the spookiest of holidays. Their Fleshlight Freaks feature four categories of design and eight haunting anatomical members. 

Now, instead of just deciding what kind of sexy nurse you're gonna dress as (mean or nice), you also have to figure out if you really want to purchase your True Blood-obsessed boyfriend that crimson dildo he'll absolutely love. 

There's the Cyborg model for fans of The X-Files, which you have to visit the site to see. Click on for the three other cringe-worthy Halloween design sex toys.

1. The Drac
The Drac woman parts are sort of cute. Look at those delicate bat wings. It's almost like it's a, well, it's a vampire vag. The color of that male member brings more mixed feelings. It's reminiscent of both blood (gross) and a Jolly Rancher (cool!).
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2. The Frank
We suppose there's some folks out there jerking it to Frankenstein. The Frank was created especially for those weirdos. A torn-up old crotch doesn't turn everyone one, but these are special for the holiday. We're loving the little knob on that big green knob up there.
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3. The Zombie
Nothing says sexy like decay! Well, actually, everything says sexy more than decay, but zombies are in right now. The Zombie model will probably be Fleshlight's best seller this year despite the fact that it is the least sexiest of the group. The dildo looks swabbed in dirty rags. Hold our hair as we vomit, please.
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Doc Johnson
Doc Johnson

Have to hand it to the folks at Fleshlight.  They've built an amazing brand and they are constantly pushing the design envelope.

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Vibrators
Vibrators

That is certainly creative. I have never imagined that someone will even apply Halloween icons on this kind of stuff.

Agha
Agha

Its for man or women.

Agha
Agha

what is that

lady_In_Love_1986
lady_In_Love_1986

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lady_In_Love_1986
lady_In_Love_1986

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lady_In_Love_1986
lady_In_Love_1986

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JAOB56
JAOB56

knew a girl who looked like this, nice

Boudoir Noir
Boudoir Noir

Actually, there are a total of 5 of these toys.  The Cyborg, which is briefly discussed above  but do not picture, as well as the Alien, which is not mentioned on here at all.  Its an amazing line of fun Halloween sex toys.  You can get the entire Fleshlight Freaks line on our site. boudoirnoir.com

Jim
Jim

Wanted to thank you MNT, this story, complete with sex toy pics is on facebook everywhere.

KALAdecor
KALAdecor

OMG thats crazy. I guess, its a good way to "feel" the holidays...no? O.o

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