Five Crazy Black Friday Shopping Frenzies
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Black Friday has come to represent a day for the 99% to get whatever they want, even if they have to punch their neighbor in the face to get it. As prices lower across our great land, so too does the bar on moral behavior, and casual shopping starts to look more like a contact sport.
In honor of all you soldiers of the sale, we're taking time this season to reflect on the craziest commercial manias of recent years, and the lengths we go to get what we want.
5. #Occupy Best Buy
Before the rush and frenzy of doors opening to hundreds, there's the calm of patient customers staking their place in line by literally camping in front of the store for days. There's certainly nothing crazy about hanging out in a Best Buy parking lot, sleeping on cement for weeks if it means you get a cheap LCD television and external hard drive.
Just ask Sean Keeley of Fort Myers, who started camping with his family last Friday, or Tito Hernandez of St. Petersburg, who's been living in front of his local Best Buy for a week. These guys know you can't be over-prepareded when it comes to the best sales in the nation. The early bird catches the worm, and the family that camps together on a storefront for a week is probably out of their minds.
4. Please form a line - or a riot. California Best Buy, 2006
After all the waiting comes the main event, and finally, all that anticipation and frustration turns into a mad scene of fighting to be the first tired douche bag to get a PS3. Like back in 2006, when police had to put the restless geeks into check at a California Best Buy.
Anxious gamers started pummeling each other for the chance to grab the then-new console first, and people were just tossed around all over the place. Watch how these kids climb over each other in sheer Mountain Dew-fueled excitement.
3. Wild Beasts of Walmart Stampede
Unfortunately, not all riot-level door rushes come with happy endings. The grisly tale of the Walmart maintenance worker trampled to death by impatient customers back in 2008 is still fresh in shopper's minds.
Jdimytai Damour was readying the store to open when deal-seekers literally busted the doors down. The onslaught of more than 2,000 people left Damour pronounced dead by 6 a.m., only an hour after the sale began. I hope the $2 DVD copies of Rush Hour 2 were worth it.
2. Showdown in Toys "R" Us's Aisle 12
You'd think shopping for toys would be a light-hearted occasion, but even kid stores get ugly on Black Friday. In 2009, families of shoppers at a Toys "R" Us in California were rattled by gunshots. Two men got into some sort of scrap and pulled guns on one another. Both men shot, and both men wound up dead.
But investigators didn't think the fight was over some toy. Instead, they thought the shooting was gang related. Because a crowded toy store on the craziest shopping day in American is a great place to settle turf wars.
1. Smash and Grabs
But even if you manage to get there early enough, survive the madness inside and make it out the door with your new computer, there's no promise you're going to get it home.
Last year, two women at a Palm Beach Best Buy were the first in line and stored their purchases in the car before heading to JC Penney. When they got back to the car, they found its windows smashed and $1,000 of goodies taken.
So what can we take away from Black Fridays of yore? Well, if you have to shop at Best Buy this Friday, be extra cautious. And honestly, if you have to shop at all, just do it online.
-- Kat Bein
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