Art Basel Miami Beach 2011: Winners & Losers

Losers

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Miami Art Museum

Everyone on the board of trustees that runs the Miami Art Museum should be made to stand along Biscayne Boulevard with sandwich boards that read "I sold your museum for a lousy $15 million." MAM proves our city can't have anything nice without ruining it.

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Mr. Brainwash

A few years ago when Mr. Brainwash handed out his Superman Obama posters, everyone was in love with the Los Angeles-based French street artist. This year, every time we heard Mr. Brainwash's name, it was followed by the words "sellout", "who?", or "graffiti's answer to Britto". Ah, got love the fickle art world. Builds them up only to tear them down.

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The 99%

There was word that the Occupy Wall Street movement was planning to protest the 1% outside of the Miami Beach Convention Center. And you know what happened? No, seriously, do you know what happened? Because nothing happened. All eyes were on Miami as serious amounts of money was being traded for shit on a canvas and the Occupy movement did NOTHING.

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Locals

Spotify's music event? Invite only. Soulwax? Invite only. That awesome celeb-filled event? Invite only. Even the free parties like Toyota Antics and Basel Castle were plagued by comically absurd lines. Art Basel organizers themselves finally put the kibosh on all their Art Loves... events, with the final hold out, Art Loves Music, being canned this year. Instead, they put pretty sculptures around Collins Park. That's great, but where's Iggy Pop?

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Hans Morgenstern
Hans Morgenstern

Oh my God, Wynwood was a freakin' nightmare of jibaros, not at all the Boho set that established roots there. Food trucks everywhere, freakin' giant Abosolut bottles and crap music. Plus the Occupiers were there, preaching to the don't-give-a-fuck-about-government-and society party goers. ugh. It was like Coconut Grove on a Thursday night.

occupyartwriting
occupyartwriting

No word from Peta on the convulsing sick pig? I think this is the third article New Times has published championing the same gallery. There were thousands of art events over Basel of international consideration, most of which are actually contributing something new to the contemporary art dialogue. Too much Retna. Too much about over done and out-of-date nude performance art topics. Not enough attention to the scope of the week as a whole or in Miami New Times's case the multitudes of local artists and galleries that had successful showings.

Nini
Nini

LOL @ "Wynwood Gap"

Hahaha. 

 

Rod Deal
Rod Deal

Local artists who sold artwork and threw events won as well. 

soulofmiami
soulofmiami

Whatever, we had a ton of bands playing at the Multiversal event. No lines, no BS (well the occasional power-outage), just $5.

What about Miami's Independent Thinkers? Didn't they have a bunch of music?

Cashmere Kitties had a big lineup.

The Stage had a bunch of stuff going on, too.

Who else? I'm sure there were plenty more.

Jay
Jay

Too bad the occupy movement isn't about protesting rich people, but about ending corporate influence in politics... so no, a protest outside the convention center would not have made much sense.

Jose D. Duran
Jose D. Duran

If I need to explain to you how UBS, Basel's main sponsor, is evil incarnate, you really should throw in your Occupy towel. Plus, taking advantage of media exposure during a high-profile event is key to keeping the movement on people's mind.

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