Swine Fever, Crack Pipes and More Tonight at Primary Projects
|Not your Hialeah matadero|
Before you start with the "We hope she shaves so we don't have to pull her pubes from our chicharrones after we cook those babies in a caja China" cracks, you're plumb out of luck.
Kim says she plans to save her squealing cochinitos from a trip back to the slaughterhouse.
"They will lead a very happy life and are already better off than where we found them," Kim says. "We are looking to place them as pets with a family or at a community farm after the show."
"Here Lies Georges Wildenstein" at Primary Projects, 4141 NE Second Ave., Ste. 104, Miami. Opening reception tonight from 7 to 10 p.m. Call 954-296-1675 or visit primaryflight.com/projects.)
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